"THE FUNKEY MUNKEYS ARE COMING"

Did you know Dave Chappelle Skits exist in real life?



Via Worldstar hip hop

Thanks Stu

Blackberry Theatre #1

Behold,


a new segment here at Wulfenite


Basically I troll through my blackberry and find amusing pics, to...uh....amuse you with


The ever fashion Concious asian



Cousins books


I'm no Grafton Primary...


Don't play with your food (thank's stace)

got something cool to send me? send it here wulfenitemusic@gmail.com

Yesterday Yesterday Yesterday

I Meant to study yesterday


I Meant to sleep yesterday


I Meant to post this yesterday


This ain't your Grammy and Pappy's carnival Balloon art:



Thanks to the cool people at Scene 360 Illusion I am now aware that balloon animals are more than a mere parlor trick.


Anybody have any safety pins?


Bonus:


New Southpark tonight


If Cobra commander and Guy Manuel had a baby....

This is old but very amusing,

In Bangkok Thailand a man robbed a bank wearing this:


All I can say is:

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more HERE

Fantastic Four....again



So I was peeping IESB today and it seems Sue, Reed, Ben and Johnny might be getting the treatment they deserve.  Word is Fox has decided they want to reboot the fantastic four film franchise (trying saying that 5 times fast), making them "less Bubble Gum" and closer to "The Iron Man Template". 

You can read the full article HERE 

All I can say is, maybe Jack Kirby's been haunting people?

Vous êtes des animaux

out March 17th

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MAKING LAMBS ANGER TEASER from oizo mr on Vimeo.


Krazy Baldhead - Sweet night (Vicarious Bliss Psychebabble Rework)

The lesser known two of the Ed Banger crew.
To be honest I'm really more of a Mr Flash fan, but this track suprised me. I've been doing some film score/orchestral stuff as of late so the overall style of this one peaked my interest.

Here's what Vicarious Bliss said about the track in his own words

"
If you click on ‘Vicarious Bliss Pop Experience’ in my Top friends, you’ll get put through to the sleeping page that was put up for the one-off single thingy that I did with HEADBANGIRL a while back. Now you can hear a rework I’ve done of Krazy Baldhead’s mega-amazing ‘Sweet Night’.
It’s not really Vicarious Bliss (or is it ?!) but rather just something that I did for fun to mess around with orchestrations and backwards guitars and violins and chocolate muffins and my teddy-bear, with the intention of trying to annoy cousin Babble (it worked, kind of, but we still talk…).
Some of you know that I sometimes like to ‘get the f**king violins out’, kind of like on the reworks I’ve done for Cazals on Kitsuné 5 and the second Ladytron ‘Softpower’ remix in the past.
So, no, you can’t dance to it. You can’t even tap your toe to it. But that’s not the point. Is it ?"

Found via Mehdi's blog on coolcats

p.s. did you know VB's native language is English? I sure didnt...

A Glimpse into my life

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One week too many


Found via /film

SARU ART+ Revolte








Have you heard of SO ME?

of course you have.

Have you heard of SARU?

maybe not?

now you have

BONUS:

REVOLTE INTERVIEW
from October (in french)

Don't you think that even though they've been around for a while they kinda get lost in the french touch shuffle?

Did you know that blogs said that because of Revolte, by 2009 we'd be saying Justice who?

Did you know its 2009 and no one is saying that?

Beginners guide to Revolte:

Revolte - Blackout
Revolte - Weak Generation
Daft Punk - Voyager (Revolte Remix)
Danger - Revolte at 22h10

Myspace

Since you're wondering, they use Cubase, softsynths and hardsynths (Moog, Andromeda, Juno) to make beats

スパイダーマン ,Supaidāman




Did you know the Tokusatsu Spiderman Show from the 70's is streaming on Marvel Right now?

for free..

...every thursday

If you didn't know, in the 1970's marvel had a 4 year deal with Toei that allowed them to use marvel characters in any way they wanted.

Behold:

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You know what the best part is? NO DEALS WITH MEPHISTO...

Draculas Lament (Live)


It's getting kind of hard to believe things are going to get better
I've been drowning too long to believe that the tide's going to turn
And I've been living too hard to believe things are going to get easier now
I'm still trying to shake off the pain of the lessons I've learned

And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the Lord I will slay him
Ah-ha-ha-ha
He'd take you from me, but I swear, I won't let it be so
Ah-ha-ha-ha
Blood will run down his face when he is decapitated
Ah
His head on my mantle is how I will let this world know, how much I love you

Die, die, die
I can't

Showgirl Mentality






Does anyone know when Last Nights Party is going to start producing Porn?
Cause that shit would be fantastic

Speaking of Porn, did you know its made for your ears too?

Knockin Boots Mix


New-ish (Feb 09) mix sent to me by my boy Chris Rockwell over at Phantom Sound
!


Knockin Boots (Feb 09) - Chris Rockwell

Gold – Mustard Pimp
Paganini – Hot Pink Delorean
Hijackin (Herve’s Fuck Fuck Remix) – Herve
I’ll Be Around – Sharkslayer
Raver Lovin’ (Nadastrom Remix) – Edu K
Body & Soul (Kelevra Remix) – Jamie Fanatic
Shake It – Hostage
Touch My Horn (Mad Kids Remix) – Jesse Rose
Hear Me (Buraka Som Sistema Remix) – Drop The Lime
Speed Up (Acapella) - Funkerma
n

Beat Bang (Mujava Remix) – Machines Don’t Care
Money (The Count Of Monte Cristal ‘Dungeon’ Remix) – N.A.S.A.
Blow Up (Hijack Remix) – Blatta & Inesha
We Don’t Give A – DJ Kid Kaio

Jel Dod Man Bucin (Dmitriy Bamboviy Skan Ari Latvija Remix) - Zorzs Siksna
Dope Fiend (Tommie Sunshine & Udachi Remix) – Audio Bullys
Sound Of Kuduru (Ocelot Edit ) – Buraka Som Sistema feat. DJ Znobia, Saborosa, Puto Prata and M.I.A.
Jungle Steppers – The Count Of Monte Cristal & Herve
Day N Nite (Rusko’s Big Trombone Remix) – Kid Cudi


Phantom Sound! Here

Pimpin Curly #5

Started off as a Rick Ross diss, now it's a beast of its own.
Here's the latest


Saturday Morning Watchmen

for a millisecond (only a millisecond) I thought this was for real.
That was until I actually clicked on the video.

Anyways anyone who grew up in the 80's/90's should appreciate this haha


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The vid was done by Harry Partridge

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Breakbot Disco Mini Mix Here

some good tracks on this one, sounds like an ableton set (nothing wrong with that though)

Penlope Pitsop